He admits, “ With Heidi, sometimes I find that I’m accidentally humping my couch cushions while watching her on TV.”

What’s even grosser is that that judge still lives with his parents.

Heidi Klum still has that incredibly pretty face. And I think the images of her (fair or not) posing in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition will forever give her higher scores than she would otherwise earn today.

Hedi edges Denise!

MARCH MILF MADNESS Game 4

Christine Taylor (Ben Stiller's wife) Vs. Michelle Williams (Brokeback Mountain bim)

Another close one!

Michelle Williams was hurt by guys who think chicks who have babies with guys who kiss guys in the movies are not as hot as chicks who have babies with guys who destroy weddings at the movies.

Major bonus points were given to Christine Taylor by Jewish voters. Because Christine is married to Jewish funnyman Ben Stiller. And every Jewish guy knows it’s a Jewish guy’s dream to get with a hot shiksa (non-Jewish girl).

To me, they are both hot shiksas. I voted for Michelle Williams (probably because I didn’t see Brokeback Mountain.)

And the winning MILF is…. Christine Taylor!

Stay tuned for more March MILF Madness! We’re down to the The Final 4play!

Pamela Anderson vs. Melania Trump
and
Christine Taylor vs. Heidi Klum.

Cast your votes for the Top Seed (or on which Top you’d shoot your Seed.)