My vote wasn’t so much for Jennie Garth, but against Pamela Anderson. I think it’s time they sent her and her awful implants to the glue factory. In basketball terms, for Pam, it’s way past overtime.

Part of a woman’s hotness is her perceived sluttiness level, too. Keeping with the basketball theme of the event, we need to ask, “How many guys have dribbled on Pam Anderson’s court?”

March MILF Madness Game 2

Melania Trump
Vs. Jennifer Garner

What an exciting finish! It was neck and neck! And cleavage and cleavage! Incredible!

Jennifer Garner is super hot. Super pretty face. And a killer body.

Melania Trump is a lot less famous BUT her body is reeeeee-dick-alus!

Melania was helped by her Trump name. People seemed to trust The Donald’s judgment with the bims. As one judge remarked:

“She’s banging Trump and Trump has banged a lot of hot chicks. Trump gives her the extra oomph. (Wouldn’t we ALL like to give her the extra oomph!) Trump’s owned the Miss Universe Contest and Miss America Pageant. He has competitions for hotness. He knows what he’s doing. He’s gotta have some expertise.”

That’s a damn good point.

While Melania was helped by her husband, Jennifer may have been hurt by the backlash against Ben “Dover” Affleck.

Guys had a lot of great things to say about Jennifer Garner. They love her dimples, her body, her eyes, her perky nipples.

Plus Melania’s basketballs are most likely synthetic while Jennifer’s are authentic.

But… Melania squeaks out a win in an upset!!

MARCH MILF MADNESS GAME 3

Denise Richards
Vs. Heidi Klum

Another tight battle of the MILFs! Many felt Denise Richards’ time has passed.

Though one judge vehemently dissented stating his desire to “get into the paint” with Denise: “I would kill someone to have Denise Richards.”

But another judge wanted to pick and roll Heidi into bed.