National MILF Championship

March MILF Madness! Who Will Win the National MILF Championship?
By Sherwood Shwinnbergsteinberg

Join the action as 8 of today’s hottest MILFs compete for the National MILF Championship. The Winner is determined by a secret statistical formula you would not understand. Because it involves fractions.

The Basics of the Formula include:

- A Panel of Judges consisting of heterosexual men
- Asking 1000 people on the streets of New York City
- My personal vote
- Internet Buzz Statistics
- In the case of a tie, there is a high-stakes rock-paper-scissors tournament

March MILF Madness Game 1

Jennie Garth
Vs.
Pamela Anderson

A complete blow-out!

Pamela Anderson wins although she’s had more work than the Help Wanted ads.

Pamela destroyed 90210-oh-oh so hot Jennie Garth.

One judge comments: "Jennie is a normal hot babe up against a super hot buxom babe. Even though Pam is a quarter plastic, she’s still slammin’.”

Then I dismissed him from being a judge for still using the phrase “slammin’.

WTF? Who says Slammin’ anymore? "Yo, Jennie is Fresh, but Pamela is da bomb, bro!"

My feeling is guys gave Pam too much credit for her past hotness and are overlooking her now-scary face and ugly implants.

My vote went to Jennie Garth because she has 2 kids and is expecting a 3rd but she still looks natural. And more like a human being. Personally, I think the human-look is hot.

But Pamela Anderson has been one of the most downloaded women on the Internet for 10 years! That’s amazing.

But how many guys have downloaded hepatitis C from her vagina? Not hot.

One judge explained, “I vote for Pamela Anderson because of her t!ts. You can bag the face.”

Yeah, in March MILF Madness, there is a lot to be said for over-inflated basketballs.

Me? I love snuggle-bubbles, too. But if her face isn’t pretty, I don’t care about the t!tty!